Wow, a 1000 question meme this is gonna be fun (NOT!) this was all done in one sitting but be warned if you're planning to do this yourself, be prepared to be bombarded with the same questions over and over again which gets REALLY annoying! all of these questions are answered honestly so please don't judge!
note: I only got to 700 and decided to stop so i'll continue tomorrow. the *** is where I stopped.
1.) Your name: Benjamin.
2.) Nicknames: Benji and Benjamin Bunny.
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Of course!
4.) Location: United Kingdom
5.) Age: 24.
6.) Birthday: August 18th.
7.) Zodiac sign: Leo.
8.) Parents names: Clifford and Jackie
9.) Siblings?: My sister Carrie
10.) Pets: 2 dogs. (spencer and jasper)
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 2 bedrooms, kitchen, living room, conservatory, and one bathroom.
12.) Religion: None.
13.) If so-practicing?: Like I said, none!
14.) Male or Female?: Male.
15.) Is your family close?: Meh, I guess?
What are your favorite...
16.) Foods: Pizza, Stir Fries and curries.
17.) TV shows: Well apart from anime, True Blood, Nip/Tuck and Charmed.
18.) Movies: Death Note 1&2 (Live action)
19.) Actors: Ian Mckellen? Hugh Jackman (only comes to mind)
20.) Actresses: Angelina Jolie, Reece Witherspoon and Sandra Bullock.
21.) Books: Besides manga, only Sherlock Holmes stories.
22.) Artists: None springs to mind. :/
24.) Video Games: Tomb Raider, Metal Gear Solid and Devil May Cry.
26.) Outfits: T-shirt, shorts, jackets.
27.) Stores: WHSmiths, Game and The Works (book store)
28.) Sports: I actually hate sports.
29.) Colors: Red, purple and silver.
30.) Numbers: 5 and 8
31.) Websites: Deviantart and YouTube.
32.) Cartoons characters: Hiroki and Nowaki, Goku, Trunks and Pikachu.
33.) TV Channels: Fox, E4, Dave and Film4.
34.) Made For TV Movies: Pokemon??
35.) Comedians: Peter Kay, Lee Evans, Russell Howard and Harry Hill.
36.) Comediennes: Jo Brand, Catherine Tate and Karen Taylor.
37.) Hair products: None.
38.) Makeup Products: umm...im a guy! O.O
39.) Kind of Pens: Scented pens (remember those?)
40.) Kind of Shows: Drama, Supernatural, Comedies and Romance.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: Was a ring but don't wear it anymore.
42.) Kinds of Soap: Hollyoaks (not anymore though) XD
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Head and Shoulders
44.) Game Systems: PS3 and PS2 (the PS2 can play my old ps1 games on it)
45.) CD s: Used to be the "Now" albums
46.) Snacks: Caaaaaaaake! XP
47.) Past times: playing games?
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Watch TV, play on PS3, Cooking and listen to music.
49.) Magazines: none
50.) Animals: Cats! <3
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: meh, don't care.
52.) Favorite sweatpants:
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: T-shirt and Joggers.
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: Yes (back then you have to, its a dress code)
55.) Do you like it?: Meh, its alright I guess.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: Matalan?
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: No I dress in my own style.
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Lol, maybe not. XD
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Slip on trainers or velcro ones.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: No.
61.) Do you wear hats?: Only when it rains.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: no.
63.) If so, what?: Only the one ring!!
64.) Do you wear belts?: No.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: No! XD
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: Nah, im not that attention seeking.
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: Nope.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: lol, no.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: A DUH, NOO!!
70.) If so, what is it like?: IM A GUY FOR GOD SAKE!!!
School [I'll answer what it was like in High school]
71.) What are your grades like?: Pretty good.
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: nope, everything was fine.
73.) Are you failing anything?: only art..
74.) Do you take a language?: We only had French and German lessons.
75.) If so which language?: ...French and German.
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: Miss Malloy (english teacher)
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: If we did we would be in detention.
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: No.
79.) If so, with what?: ^
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: We used to draw a small scribble on our arms with those scented pens (I know substance abuse)
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? No.
82.) Do you take art?: I did, but the teacher was a real bitch!
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I walked.
84.) Do you like school?: I did.
85.) How big is your school?: Big enough to get lost in! XD
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: um only 3 of my friends went (and so did my enemy) :/
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: Never! it was an awesome school.
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: No.
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: In primary school yes, it was only a few lines.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: Only keyboard club but you can also use it for fun instead of lessons.
91.) What color is your room?: Yellow.
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Clean.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Red, with some square spirals.
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: No.
95.) If so, of what?: ^
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Who doesn't? XD
97.) A computer?: Sure, my laptop.
98.) A radio?: my stereo is my radio (which is stored away)
99.) An alarm clock?: Yup.
100.) A stereo?: (stored away)
101.) What is under your bed?: Drawers full of old papers and old junk.
102.) Do you have a big closet?: Yes
103.) Do you write on your walls?: No
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: Nope.
105.) If so, what design?: None.
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: Nope
107.) If so, of what?: ^
108.) Do you decorate your door?: ^
109.) With what?: nothing
110.) What color is your carpet?: dull greyish brown (when we moved in)
111.) What are you favorite bands?: Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Gorillaz and Tatu
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: not a lot, no.
113.) How many exactly?: (guessing) about 15??
114.) Do you download music?: Yup.
115.) What are your favorite songs?: Lots to mention. XD
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Only on my Ipod, like the 90's, 00's etc
117.) Do you like loud music?: Of course, I do, but I ususlly prefer relaxing music.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: Yes, Im surprised they aren't deaf! XD
119.) Do you like rap?: No
120.) Do you like country?: ^
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, True Blood
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Yup, try not to. XD
123.) Do you watch the news?: No, its boring as hell and depressing!!
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: No.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Keith Lemon
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: I do watch TV late at night sometimes.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Yep, 115 I think?
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: Of course!
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: We don't have that.
130.) What is your take on commercials?: DIEE!! SMASH THEM ALL TO PIECES!!!!
131.) How big is your TV?: I don't know, its a small flatscreen. XD
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Both because the remote buttons don't like to work and the batteries are fine.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: No I wait for the price to go down.
134.) Do you like dramas?: YUSH its all gooood. (except reality ones)
135.) Do you like comedies?: Yep, TV & movies and spoofs.
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Bad? except they put on funny movies sometimes.
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: none that springs to mind, no.
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Boooooooring!!!!
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Not anymore.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80s even if you weren't living in the 80s? Is it that show where they show film, music and tv shows? if yes then only the 90's version.
141.) Religion?: Everyone has their own opinion about religion as long as they don't offend or shove it into our noses then its fine. im not saying I DON'T believe in it but im always careful with what I do.
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: No
142.) Pro-life?: - I don't really understand what you mean??
143.) Pro-choice?: - everyone has their own choice in life if its what they really want deep down inside.
144.) Are you a virgin?: O///O kdlsdh bit personal isn't it?!....yes
145.) Do you believe in God?: Sorry not really.
146.) Jesus?: Again no (really sorry)
147.) Allah?: ^
148.) Buddha?: ^
149.) Do you have a cross hanging in your house?: ^
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: Yeah.
Friends [i'll try work friends]
151.) Who are your best friends?: Jo, Lee, Richard, Hannah and Rhianna
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: only work friends but I do count my DA friends.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Lee
154.) Craziest?: Lee
155.) Weirdest?: Martin
156.) Prettiest: Jo
157.) Fanciest?: none
158.) Sportiest?: ^
159.) Girliest?: Hannah
160.) Mellowest?: umm
161.) Stupidest?: Lee (in a funny way not a cruel one)
162.) Smartest?: Lee H (there's 2 Lees)
163.) Thugest?: O.O
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: I guess?
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: Used to back then.
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: nope
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: We're just work friends, nothing else.
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: yeah, they can be funny.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: No cause im usually busy, we all are!
170.) Are you part of a clique?: No.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Yes if they want to be friends.
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: Yeah, although its hard to seperate just friends and watchers on DA.
173.) Where did you meet them?: DeviantArt.
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: LJ??
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: No
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: Yeah. but I obey their house rules.
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: I guess?
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: Yup...
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: -2 :/
180.) How is this survey so far?: Fine.
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Messenger bag
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk.
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Who?
185.) Justin/Clay: Don't you dare say Beiber!! and I don't know who clay is?
186.) Ruben/Clay: Neither since I don't know them
187.) Cat/Dog: Cat
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2.
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen!
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Hmm. Aww can't I have both? ok then at home.
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Candy.
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket.
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Neither one since when did anyone think that fur is fashion they should stay on the animal, alive!
196.) sister/brother: sister (only have step brother who I don't see very often)
197.) Home/House: Home.
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: neither
199.) Art/Computer: Do you mean by hand? then yes (art)
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Both! they're nice anyway
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple.
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer.
204.) Email/Letters: Email.
205.) Big/Small: *snigger*
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza.
207.) Baby/Toddler: Toddler? but it is quite annoying babysitting your relatives kids.
208.) 16/21: Like favourite number?? O.O 21...
209.) CSI/24: CSI, original not new york or miami.
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Meh, Spiderman.
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Who? neither
212.) Letterman/Leno: ^
213.) SNL/MadTV: I have seen some MadTV on youtube and it can be funny.
214.) Flintstones/Jetsons: Flintstones.
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Harry Potter.
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Briefs definitly! I hate boxers...feel naked with them on.
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants (trousers)
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Shorts since clearly im a guy and don't wear skirts.
219.) Fork/Spoon: Fork.
220.) People/InTouch: InTouch??
221.) Gothic?: Nope.
222.) a freak?: ^
223.) a computer nerd?: Who are you calling a nerd?! ^
224.) a science freak?: ^
225.) a sports fan?: ^!!!
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: lol, no
227.) a class clown?: I was in primary school but not anymore. XP
228.) funny?: Yes.
229.) serious?: Yes most of the times.
230.) intellectual?: only to myself (if that makes any sense)
231.) an LOTR nerd?: Nerd again?! NOOO
232.) a failure?: Kinda
233.) a success?: If only...
234.) a loser?: sometimes I feel like it.
235.) popular?: lol no way. only at school
236.) lazy?: Kinda! XD
237.) outgoing?: Nooo.
238.) shy?: ...Yes
239.) friendly?: Sure.
240.) easily annoyed?: only if someone annoys me with silly jokes.
241.) tolerant of others views?: huh?
242.) addicted to crack?: No. xD
243.) addicted to any other drug?: No!
244.) a partier?: No.
245.) naturally hyperactive?: ^
246.) wild?: ^
247.) sporty?: ^
248.) loving?: I guess...
249.) an insomniac?: no.
250.) a procrastinator?: lol, a what?
251.) a criminal?: no
252.) a crackpot?: ^
253.) a bookworm?: only to audiobooks and manga's
254.) hairy?: ...just my legs. :/
255.) good at playing basketball?: Used to back in school.
256.) in high school?: Moved away and never finished.
257.) in prison?: lol no.
258.) from mars?: No.
259.) straight?: ...
260.) gay?: ...
don't want to talk about it...
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Yes.
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: lol, no
263.) Do you like nuns?: never met one. XD
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: A bit only because its a 1000 and we're not even halfway!
265.) Do you use correct English?: no
266.) Hablar Espanol?: no
267.) Spien Deutsch?: no
268.) Speak English?: no I mean yes! XD
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: yes
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Vladmir or something? (its a guess)
271.) Do you like Russian names?: They're fine.
272.) Like Vlad?: lol, yes and Ivan.
273.) Homer?: Simpson? WOOHOO!!
274.) Are you a busy body?: With my own routine, yes.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: lol, never tried it. XD
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: No! XD
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: No I hurt.
278.) Who do you wish was president?: George Clooney (random is random) XD
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: Meh.
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: No.
281.) Are you insecure?: sometimes :/
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: Yes
283.) Roman culture?: Yes, Sparticus and Julius etc.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: don't know.
285.) What style architecture is your house?: Bungalow. XD
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: Yush.
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: I do if I remember.
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: it never really happened to me.
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: No?? OO
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: Why? have we gone in time or something?
291.) Does anybody really care?: lol probably not.
292.) Who sings that song?: What song?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: Never been but it sounds nice.
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: Huh?
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: the only one I remember was my science exam and I got the highest in class. 60%
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: No
297.) Do you play with dolls?: lol, no
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: No!!
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: its 20.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: yes
301.) Do you have a job?: yes
302.) What do you do?: cleaner
303.) Does your boss like you?: hope so, she is nice though.
304.) How much do you get paid?: what is the wages rate again? like £6-something an hour??
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Yes.
306.) Do you have a credit card?: yes.
307.) a checkbook?: yes.
308.) Are you a big spender?: Not really
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Not anymore.
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Sometimes like £40.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today? I don't know!
312.) How about a France?: don't you mean a franc? umm...12 cents?? (just guessing)
313.) Do you really care?: LOL, NO!!
314.) Do you like your job if you have one? IT SUCKS!!
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: I just hate the place im working.
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: yes, obviously.
317.) Why?: because you need it to live!!
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: ooh a riddle? mmm...if they're TRUE friends and help each other out then poor??
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: Yeah, its a surfer's brand.
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: I don't even know...two thousand??
321.) What are you wearing?: Hmm...is this a chat up line?
322.) What are you listening to?: the chickens in the garden...annoying things!!
323.) Who are you talking to?: myself, im the only one who's at home.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: listening to music.
325.) How is your hair?: Dull.
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: slippers.
327.) Are you cold or warm?: just right.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: No.
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: No.
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: My TV, books and PS3
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: Combine the dry ingredients together and let the dough rise.
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: Plates.
333.) What time is it?: 3:55 PM.
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Nah.
335.) Why aren't you doing it?: I have nothing to do.
336.) Is your room a mess now?: No.
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: No.
338.) What are any people around you doing?: im the only one at home!!
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: bathroom break.
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: No.
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: None
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: DUDE, NONE!!
343.) If so, what?: *angry mumble*
344.) Are your looks important to you?: nah.
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: no
346.) What would you change?: ^
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: brushed!
348.) Do you dye your hair?: No.
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: ^
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Brown.
351.) What is your eye color?: Brown.
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No.
353.) Do you look like your parents?: I guess? they do get on my nerves sometimes.
354.) Is that good or bad?: umm, bad?
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: no.
356.) Why?: because I keep a cool head.
357.) Do you have any piercings?: No.
358.) Any tattoos?: No.
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: No.
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: No
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No, but I would like to.
362.) Out of your state?: yes
363.) Out of your city?: Of course.
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: No
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: camping and usually 3 or 4 days.
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: No.
367.) In a boat?: Yup.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: yes
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: 0
370.) Do you drive?: No.
371.) Favorite car?: none
372.) Color for that car?: Red or silver or black
373.) Do you have your liscense?: No.
374.) Permit?: No.
375.) Do you like fast cars?: no.
376.) How long do you sleep each night on average?: 8 or 9 maybe 10.
377.) Is this enough?: err yeah!
378.) Do you dream every night?: Not every night.
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: My whole lower jaw was falling off...(this is why I hate random dreams)
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Probably.
381.) Do you sleep in school?: No.
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: no?
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: curled up like a cat.
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: No, our dog does!
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: old rocking one to snooze it.
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Never.
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: Not at all.
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: No.
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: No.
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No.
396.) Ever been drunk?: No.
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: No.
398.) For what?: ^
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No.
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: not a lot.
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: Never.
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Not really, I watch and not spend any money.
403.) Is DDR a cool game? huh?
404.) What about those racing games?: I suck at them.
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: None.
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: None.
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Sometimes.
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend? No.
409.) Who has the best parties?: umm me?
Dating and Stuff (oh god no!!) *sob*
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: no
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: yes
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: only fantasy crushes like someone I only saw once.
414.) Who?: ...
415.) Do they know? NO!!
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: NONE! quit depressing me!
417.) Kissed in the past year? ^
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: no
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: none
420.) Did you mean it?: ^
421.) If you didn't mean in, why did you bother saying it?: it never happened!!
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: no.
423.) Where do you go out on dates?:
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had? ^
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: how many movies have you been watching? XD
Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: talk about a 'dirty' fight! XD
427.) Justin or JC: haven't a clue?
428.) Frodo or Sam: ^
429.) B2K or Nsync: ^
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Bart since cartman is well...big boned.
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula? but then again they're both dead and the fight would go all night.
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: don't know.
433.) Conan or Jay: ^
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: ^
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: you're just asking for a lesbien fantasy aren't you? XD
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: neither
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: ^
^I only know a few so I was rushing this along.
438.) Who are your heroes?: can't think of any.
439.) Why do you look up to them?: ^
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: not really
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: I don't know!!
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: lol no.
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: umm no?
More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Good.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: No
446.) What kind? jam filled ones.
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Yeah.
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: I hope not. O_O
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Nah.
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: headphones
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: Huh? XD
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: No
454.) How is this survey so far?: tiring...
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: its ok
What's Your Take On
456.) Life: It has good and bad moments.
457.) The world is: a mystery and a miserable one.
458.) President Bush: I don't care. XD
459.) Ahhhhnold: as in the show Hey Arnold?
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: Is he? O.O
461.) Howard Stern: Who?
462.) The war in Iraq: Isn't it over?
463.) the economy: Could be better.
464.) jay-z retiring: Who???
465.) school: Good for the brain.
466.) going to college: want to go.
467.) marriage: its nice
468.) football: NO.
469.) baseball: NO.
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: o.0? would that make them sadists??
471.) Pick your nose?: Yeah...
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: no
473.) Flatulate a lot?: :l Not really. XD
474.) Burp a lot?: Only comes naturally.
475.) Do stupid things in public?: No
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: No.
477.) Have random hallucinations?: no
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: sometimes
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No.
481.) Sing in the shower?: No.
482.) Play any card game?: only Rummy
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: no
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: No.
485.) Have a snake?: No.
486.) Have webbed feet?: No.
487.) Wear colorful socks?: sometimes
488.) Have a life?: hahaha
489.) Drink coffee?: No.
490.) Drink tea?: yes.
491.) What are your screen names? - just 08benji and lilchef55 and PSN name silverblaze55
492.) Emails?: just my name
493.) Do you have a website?: no
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: neither
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: …no. XD
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Youtube
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: play.com
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Only when I want something.
499.) If so, what?: dvds, games.
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: Nip tuck seasons 3 & 4
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: yes
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No.
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: there's lots
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? No.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?: Yahoo.
506.) Whats your desktop background?: My LAPTOP background is a red sunset.
507.) Whats your AIM icon? huh??
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: 3-4 maybe 5
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: both
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: no
511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: any presents are special.
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: ^
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: yes
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: yeah.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No.
516.) Favorite radio station: 90's
517.) Favorite day of the week: friday
518.) Favorite fruit: apple
519.) Favorite vegetable: peppers ( I know its not a vegetable!!)
520.) Favorite lunch meat: chicken
521.) Favorite candy bar: snickers
522.) Favorite nail polish: - NONE
523.) Favorite chair: inflatible chair
524.) Favorite early morning show: No.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: Noo.
526.) Favorite writing paper: Lined paper for writing or any paper.
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: horoscope or dating colomn for lols.
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): my sister
529.) Favorite distant relative: I can't choose!
530.) Favorite dessert: Ice cream
531.) Favorite weather: Cool and breezy with some warmth.
532.) Favorite season: winter
533.) Favorite shoe brand: don't care.
534.) Favorite lunch: cake.
535.) Favorite breakfast: toast and cup of tea
536.) Favorite author: Sir Arther Conen Doyle (sherlock holmes)
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: on tv. XD
538.) Favorite band to see live: ^
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: lol.
More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: adidas
541.) Alone/With friends: with friends
542.) Work/Have off: have off, lol
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: yuck, none
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Raspberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: umm...
546.) Acid/Shrooms: neither O.o
547.) Who/The Who: The Who (only because I know them im not a fan)
548.) Older/Newer: Newer
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel.
550.) Have sex/Make love: -
Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: only 'oh wank'
552.) Skipped school?: no
553.) Done drugs?: no
554.) Been drunk?: No.
555.) Been so drunk you couldnt remember your own name?: No.
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: No.
557.) Gone insane?: no!!
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: no
559.) Been in a car accident?: no
560.) A bike accident?: ^
561.) Broken a bone?: No.
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: wrist I think?
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: no
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: no
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: no
566.) More than 12 hours?: no. XD
567.) How about 5 hours?: might have?
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: no
569.) Passed out from hunger?: No.
570.) Been to a LAN party?: A what?
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: NO enough with the sports!!
572.) How about swim meets?:No.
573.) Tennis matches?: No.
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: No.
575.) The ones with Richard?: What??
576.) How about Match Game?: huh??
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: nah
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers? Yes, in a fashion.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: No.
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: No.
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: yeah
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: No.
Yes or No
583.) Christina Aguilera has talent: yes
584.) Do you like TiVo?: no, we don't have one (not in england)
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: ^
586.) VCRs or DVD players?: DVD players
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: Nope.
588.) A vegan?: No.
589.) Vegetarian?: ^
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: actor or scientist.
Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year? SHUT UP!!
592.) Two years ago?: ^
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: ^
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: I don't know?
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: ^
596.) The Queen of England?: Elizabeth II
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Don't know, don't care. XD
598.) Espanol?: No.
599.) Deutsch?: No.
600.) Japanese?: only phrases
601.) Français?: a little
602.) Chinese?: No.
603.) Portuguese?: No.
604.) (If you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): Yes!!
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC??
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: ???
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: English and ???
609.) How to fly a kite?: no
610.) How to surf?: No.
611.) Skateboard?: No.
612.) How about rollerblade?: Nope.
613.) What year the Korean war started?: nope
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: sad moments on anime and tv shows and sometimes sad songs.
615.) Happy eyed?: same as above only opposite.
616.) What song always makes you sad?: Cascada - Because of you
617.) Happy?: too many to list
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: some of my work mates
619.) Really depressed?: ...
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: not really emotionally.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: hope not
622.) A naturally happy person?: I guess?
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Depends on what it is.
624.) What do you do?: Argue with myself, and think of something nice to calm down.
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: see question 616.
The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: can't think
627.) Talk to you?: Richard
628.) IM you?: ??
629.) Touch you physically?: O////O
630.) Touch you emotionally?: Hmm...
631.) Hurt you?: Nobody
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: haha, stop it!! O/////O
633.) Scold you?: Myself.
634.) Praise you?: friends and my parents.
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: anyone who talks to me. XD
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: mmm...
637.) What do other people think of you? I prefer not to know...
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as? antisocial emo.
639.) What is your one major weakness?: spiders and deep water.
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Yes.
641.) A weak person?: Yes.
642.) Are you stressed out?: Yes. my back is killing me!!
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: It depends on who.
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: It really depends.
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: No.
MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La la, and Po. XD
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason? no
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: lol, no
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: no but I know that's pig latin.
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: No.
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: I don't know?
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: No, that's creepy.
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: No.
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: No.
680.) Are you in an asylum?: No.
681.) College?: No..
682.) What is your favorite scent?: strawberries or flowers
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Yes.
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant? Moby Dick's fish and chip shop.
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Excitement and satisfaction.
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Rejection and forever alone.
687.) Do you like Spongebob?: No
688.) Do you think hes gay?: no
689.) How about Squidward? He's miserable. XD
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: No.
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: I usually do them on the final day its due.
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: No.
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": .___. huh??
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: No.
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: Ew no. XD
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: No.
697.) Dont you wish they would make them for humans too?: No. *bleurgh*
698.) Where is your second home?: back in derby.
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Yeah.
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: Just 3.
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: I guess so.
702.) Can you do the limbo?: No.
703.) Do you make New Years Resolutions?: yep and I break them. XD
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Meee.
705.) Has the coolest name?: don't really know.
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: ^
707.) Has the nicest hair?: ^
708.) Has the fittest body?: ^
709.) Do you hang out with most?: only work friends.
710.) Has the coolest parents?: I don't know.
711.) Lives closest to you?: Lee
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: martin
713.) Can you relate to most?: Not sure
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: ^
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Lee
716.) blow: *snigger* HAHHAHA
717.) lollipop: Sweets
718.) obnoxious: adverts!!
719.) cold: snow
720.) hot: summer
721.) smell: food
722.) car: track
723.) rain: thunder
724.) wet: water
725.) steamy: spa
726.) bite: Dog.
727.) beer: Alchohol.
728.) rock: rock
729.) hard: HAHAHA
730.) soft: core.
OK Heres the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: No.
732.) Whats your favorite place to be kissed?: lips
733.) Are you a tease?: No.
734.) Spit or swallow: ok you're getting personal.
More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: no
736.) Hate yourself? Yes.
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Sometimes.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Yes.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: Yes, only cause of dry skin condition ************
741.) Watch MTV?: Eeww.
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: I don't really believe in those concepts, they seem more or less things set up by society to make things more complicated. Same goes with 'straight people' but in context, yes. I do.
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other peoples differences?: I suppose.
744.) Wish you could fly?: No.
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yes.
746.) Read minds?: Sure.
747.) Watch wrestling?: Yuck.
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: Sure.
749.) Work out?: No.
750.) Play any sports? No.
More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No.
752.) A speeding ticket?: No.
753.) Been in a fist fight?: Yes.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No.
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: No.
756.) Held a gun?: No.
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: No.
758.) Been used?: Yes.
759.) Been rejected?: Yes.
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: No.
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Mmhmm.
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Try 3 straight days.
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No.
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes.
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Yes.
767.) Done crack?: No.
768.) Done cocaine?: No.
769.) Passed out during school?: No.
770.) Had unprotected sex?: No.
More Random Questions
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: No.
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portuguese.
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: No.-.-
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: Noo.
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Yup.
776.) Are baseball games fun?: No. Shut up about Sports. Everybody.
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: No, 7 is a stupid number.
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: Not sure.
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: In middle school.
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: No.
781.) Do you like U2?: What?
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: What.
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: No, get over nostalgia and I've already explained the CD thing.
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: Repeat quetion!
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: I don't like to.
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: Never tried it.
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: I don't even know. xD
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: I don't have one.
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Don't use those.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: Hey, listen to me.
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: o-o Daily.
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: I wouldn't say 'addicted'..
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: No.
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: No.
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: No?
796.) Do you pray daily?: Nope.
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: Nobody knows.
798.) Are you paranoid?: Yes.
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: Nope.
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: No. o.0
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: I don't watch that show anymore.
802.) Power Ranger: ^
803.) Rugrat: Chucky? o.0 I don't know.
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Blossom.
805.) Villain: Dunno. :v
Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: No.. ;u;
807.) A CPR certification card?: No.
808.) A Members Only jacket?: No.
809.) A book over 900 pages long? I don't think so.
810.) A porno?: No.
811.) A gun?: No.
812.) A pair of toe socks?: No.
813.) A portable DVD player?: A broken one.. xD
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: No.
815.) A car?: Yup.
816.) A trucker hat?: No.
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: No.
818.) A wife beater?: No.
819.) A butcher knife?: No.
820.) A pocket knife?: No.
821.) A Rolex?: No.
822.) A bike?: Yes.
823.) A thong?: No.
824.) A bikini?: No.
825.) A speedo (guys)?: No, I am not a guy.
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No.
827.) A drum set?: Used to.
828.) An electric guitar?: No.
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: No.
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: No.
More Random Questions
831.) Do you have fleas?: No.
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: I don't want to.
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: No.
834.) How big is your backyard?: It's okay.
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: No.
836.) Hairy chests?: No.
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Age dosen't matter but I have noticed most of my partners have been younger. Might just be a coincadence, though.
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: On my head, yes but then it'd get all hard to manage.. but I'd feel more feminine. Meh, can't win.
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Huh?
841.) Are you on any medication?: I take 3 morning pills daily and a 4th for when I am having a rough day or about to do something stressful.
842.) Do you have asthma?: No.
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: No.
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: No.
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: Disorder? o.o and no.
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: Long time ago.
847.) What is your hair length?: It doesn't even touch my shoulders..
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No.
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No.
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Just a ring pop.
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: No.
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: No.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: Yeah. I totally forgot about that show. It was awesome. :0
854.) Whats your take on the show Judge Judy?: I want to watch it so badly but I fear my family will judge me for it. >:
855.) When did WW2 start?: 1940.
856.) When did it end?: 1945.
857.) What is your nationality?: American.
858.) Where did your family come from?: I don't know.
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: No.
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Yup.
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yes.
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: No.
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%.
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get peoples reactions?: Yes.
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise? No. What is that?
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: Who?
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: I have no idea who those people are.
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: Huh?
869.) Do you collect anything?: Pokemon dolls.
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: Nope.
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: I don't really know my neighbors but probably.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: ...Feet are creepy.
873.) Favorite finger?: Index.
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: I'm not sure.
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: No
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?: Wah?
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: No.
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: Why not?
879.) Do you grind a lot?: Not really.
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: I guess so.
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: Huh?
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: I have no idea. Probably not.
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: ^
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: It's good but I'm getting tired.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: Yes.
886.) What time is it?: 11:10 PM.
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: No.
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really dont?: No.
889.) Can you pee in other peoples houses without feeling awkward?: Yup.
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: No. xo
891.) What did you do?: N/A
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: Nah.
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: No, I don't swear at all.
894.) Do you think its sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?: Not really.
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Premenstrual syndrome.
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: No.
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No.
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: 10.
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: Gross.
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: Wait, they have names and companies for porta potties..?xD
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: 0.
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: Never saw em'.
905.) How about Good Fellas?: Huh?
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: The what?
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: No.
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No. o.o
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: No.
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: It's fine the way it is.
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Dead.
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: No.
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No but my Mom does and I'm usually in the room when she does..
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Yes.
915.) Do you use a calculator? Yes.
916.) What kind is it? Built into my laptop.
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes.
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: Yea but probably not the kind you're thinking of.
919.) Don't they suck?: yes.
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project? I never got homework.
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No.
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes. Also, me.
923.) Are you a racist?: Slightly.
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: Depends how I'm feeling.
925.) Do you diet?: No.
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: I don't really make promises to other people but I often break promises I make to myself.
927.) How often do you shower?: It reeeally depends on my mood.
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Of course.
929.) How often do you wash your face?: ..Not so often.
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: Depends how much blood there is.
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: nope
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: No..
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: No.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: No.
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover my mouth.
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Not really much of a point if I'm just in my room all day, huh?
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: Autism.
938.) Do you have OCD?: Yup.
939.) Do you have ADHD?: No.
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Two because of autism. One is for concentration and the other is for headaches. Also, that 4th one I mentioned before can relax to anxiety caused by autism. So 3/4 of my pills are thanks to Autism. It's such a wonderful friend, isn't it?
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Yes.
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: Not fever or cold kind of sick but I do often have stomach pains but not for long perioods of times.
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: No.
944.) The monkey pox?: No.
945.) The mumps?: No.
946.) The measles?: No.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: Not psychically.
The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: I've been in one commercial that only aired once, I think.
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: No.
950.) In the newspaper?: Not that I know of.
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: By my friends, yeah and by weird stalker people.
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: I think I did a little bit when I was a kid because my Dad was always watching it.
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: No. Not really sure who that is.
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: No.
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: Who?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: No thanks.
957.) What size shoe do you have?: I forgot. I think 9?
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 2.
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Small..
960.) How much do you weigh?: 207 Ibs. Last weighted.
961.) How tall are you?: Either 5'1 or 5'2, I forgot..
965.) Do you shave your toes?: I don't need to.
966.) Do you shave your legs?: Yes.
967.) How often?: Often.
968.) How about those armpits?: Yes. o.e
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Not really.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8.
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2.
972.) Do you have braces?: Used to.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: Yeah.
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: Sometimes.
975.) Do you snore?: I don't know.
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes.
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: Yes.
978.) How about an overactive mind?: Defiantly.
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: No.
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: I don't know him.
981.) How about Tim Curry?: No.
982.) Are you ticklish?: No.
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: Not that I know of.
984.) A lesbian aunt?: I don't think so.
985.) Do you like salad?: yes.
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: No.
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No.
988.) Are you artsy?: Not really.
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: yes
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: Yes.
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: Pecan.
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Of course.
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Neither.
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: Huh?
995.) Do you like cheese?: I'm picky with what kind but yes.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: No.
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: yes, I've never even heard of that person.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Nah.
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: What time?
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: I guess so.What else is there to do that would be considered 'important' anyway? 83